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Die Templer vom Planeten Mithra kontrollieren die letzten verbliebenen Wasserressourcen der Galaxie. Um an das begehrte Nass zu kommen, überfällt der Pirat Jason eines der mit Eis beladenen Raumschiffe der Templer. Doch der Überfall misslingt und. Film. Deutscher Titel, Krieg der Eispiraten. Originaltitel, The Ice Pirates. Produktionsland, Vereinigte Staaten. Originalsprache, Englisch. Erscheinungsjahr, Ice Pirates. (51)IMDb h 33minX-Ray. Robert Urich stars in this space adventure about a group of intergalactic pirates who steal precious water from the. Buy Ice Pirates (import) from Amazon's Movies Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. qimassage.nl: The Ice Pirates [VHS]: Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, Anjelica Huston, John Matuszak, Ron Perlman, John Carradine, Natalie​.

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M-G-M's The Ice Pirates () was a sci-fi film best understood as falling between Star Wars and Spaceballs—on the budget of Battle Beyond the Stars. Apr 26, - An original, rolled, one-sheet movie poster (27" x 41") from for The Ice Pirates. Not a reproduction. Art by Steven Chorney. Certificate of. Directed by Terry Gilliam. With Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, John Cleese, Katherine Helmond. A young boy accidentally joins a band of time travelling. M-G-M's The Ice Pirates () was a sci-fi film best understood as falling between Star Wars and Spaceballs—on the budget of Battle Beyond the Stars. Directed by Terry Gilliam. With Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, John Cleese, Katherine Helmond. A young boy accidentally joins a band of time travelling. Apr 26, - An original, rolled, one-sheet movie poster (27" x 41") from for The Ice Pirates. Not a reproduction. Art by Steven Chorney. Certificate of. Eishockey Club Ice und konnten eine stolze Spendensumme für Florian sammeln! © Eishockey Club Ice Pirates. Durch Play Hockey to Help wurde​. Krieg der Eispiraten (). The Ice Pirates. Freibeuter kämpfen gegen Tempelritter, die die Wasserversorgung des Weltalls beherrschen.

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Die Templer gehen durch eine Kursabweichung in der Zeit verloren; Karina und die Piraten, welche nie vom richtigen Kurs abwichen und somit wieder im Alter vor der Zeitraffung sind, erreichen die Siebente Welt — die Erde! Ihre Macht ist dadurch vollkommen. Richard Marvin Richard Rodney Benne.. All orders over Tom Walls. Der Fund dieser gewaltigen Wasserreserven würde die Macht der Templer gefährden.

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How did you buy your ticket? Movie Info. In this undistinguished parody of the sci fi genre, Robert Urich is Jason who leads a band of pirates in redistributing the wealth of the few to the coffers of the needy.

He also joins up with Princess Karina Mary Crosby in searching for her father and a possible source of water in the next galaxy. Meant to be a campy romp through the sci fi genre, the film stops short of achieving a goal that should have been effortless.

Stewart Raffill. Stanford Sherman. Feb 15, Bruce Vilamch. Robert Urich as Jason. Mary Crosby as Princess Karina.

Anjelica Huston as Maida. John Carradine as Supreme Commander. Michael D. Roberts as Roscoe. John Matuszak as Killjoy. Ron Perlman as Zeno.

Natalie Core as Nanny. Todd Allen as Stunts. Billy Bates as Stunts. Jeremy West as Zorn. Kenny Endoso as Stunts.

Bruce Vilanch as Wendon. Alan Caillou as Count Paisley. Alan R. Gibbs as Stunts. Marcia Lewis as Frog Lady. Daryl Roach as Fitzcairn.

Bob Ozman as Stunts. Robert Symonds as Lanky Nibs. Eddie Paul. Gary Brockette as Percy the Robot. Larry Charles White as Stunts.

Rockne Tarkington as Patch. Ian Abercrombie as Hymie. Hank Worden as Elderly Jason. Bonnie Campbell-Britton as Dara. Carmen Filpi as Vendor.

John Gillespie as Dogbite. Patty Maloney as Waitress. Myron Natwick as Karina's Father. Raymond Skipp as Doper. Debra Troyer as Blonde Girl.

Diana Webster as Seamstress. Shane McCamey as Templar Crewman. Ric Young as Debs. Max von Sydow. Steffen Zacharias as Prisoner.

Richard Young. View All Critic Reviews May 28, This movie has some charm, but for the most part it's very uncertain of itself.

Is it a parody or spoof? Is it a serious sci-fi movie? Should the jokes be adult or kiddie? Well, it's got a little of everything, sci-fi, comedy, action, adventure, romance, and a strange ending.

I couldn't make up my mind whether I liked it or not, so I'll just say it was okay. There are some really funny scenes, though, and that's what I liked the most about it.

Aj V Super Reviewer. Jul 19, An utterly terrible, bumbling mess of camp and sci-fi. And, for that reason, thoroughly enjoyable for its ridiculousness.

Buxom space amazons riding unicorns? Space herpes? Conveyor-belt assembly-line castration devices? Bumbling chippendale battle robots?

An overlooked B-Film that delivers an endless amount of confusing, ridiculous throw-away plot elements. While it won't earn it high scores, to its credit, it never becomes tedious or boring.

A hasty, tongue-in-cheek madcap adventure that fails to impress, but succeeds in keeping your attention. Daniel H Super Reviewer.

Feb 10, Oh George Lucas, what did you bring upon us with your earth-shattering movie of The answer to that is of course an absolute multitude of knock-off's, clones, wannabes and homages.

The plot takes place in the distant future, presumably in a galaxy far far away, where water has become an extremely scarce and valuable resource not too original eh.

In fact H20 is so valuable that its actually used as a form of currency in ice cube form. Naturally only one planet is not affected by this, Mithra, home of the evil Templars.

And of course they want to keep it this way ensuring their dominance over the galaxy. But as expected there are space pirates that battle the Templars for their control of the water.

One such band of pirates led by Jason, Robert Urich stumble across a Princess whilst trying to pinch the watery cargo from one Templar ship.

In turn they also discover that this Princesses father is thought to have discovered a planet with water, thing is he has also disappeared.

So the Princess hires the pirates to find her father and hopefully the watery planet. On their tail are the Templars who do not want this secret being discovered.

OK so the first thing I have to point out is, this is quite literally a film about pirates in space. The movies title isn't just there to look and sound cool.

The heroes literally steal ice, and they are all literally pirates complete with cutlasses, wide belts with big fat belt buckles, cavalier type boots, and poet shirts with lacing down the front.

This whole pirate look is blended in with the more typically cliched futuristic sci-fi look. On one hand a shabby, used and weather beaten universe.

Interestingly they also throw in some medieval fashions in there too. Yep the Templar foot soldiers on-board ships appear to wear medieval knight attire such as full body chain mail etc Now despite how the movie may come across with its obvious similarities to other space set fantasies in its poster and trailer, this movie isn't really for kids.

OK sure there are lots of childish elements like the various silly robots, the slapstick etc But this movie does have some moments of violence, gore, sex and umm There is a very wet and somewhat in depth softcore sex scene.

There are a few scenes of people losing limbs complete with blood. One of the pirates Zeno, Ron Perlman loses his hand early on. In one of the more shocking sequences the sexy female pirate Maida, Anjelica Houston gets into a sword fight with some bounty hunter fellow and cuts his head off!

Its actually quite unexpected and there are no cuts, you see it come right off. And yes in one sequence it is shown that the Templars turn prisoners into slaves by cutting of their balls with a set of robotic steel jaws.

I didn't really get the whole eunuch slave thing. They go through the process of having their balls cut off and a lobotomy as well apparently , and come out afterwards with white hair and eyebrows?

I guess the shock of having your balls bitten off by a steel trap could be the reason why your hair turns white; but when they are all lined up to be inspected in white lycra catsuits its quite clear that these eunuchs still have a lunchbox.

One potential buyer even comments on a slaves lunchbox, but surely they shouldn't have lunchboxes? Anyway what space fantasy is complete without a generic desert planet or desert scene.

Well don't fret because of course this movie has one of those. Its actually one of the more interesting looking locations, just a shame we don't spend much time there.

For some reason desert terrain always looks good on camera, it always looks authentic and suits fantasy films perfectly. This little action sequence is probably the best in the movie despite being very brief.

Some nice explosions, a few stunts, a bad guy getting run over and crushed under one of the huge wheels, cool stuff. Anyway what space fantasy is complete without generic scantily clad, female amazonian warriors.

Well don't fret because of course this movie has some of them too. They are all highly sexy, they are all very scantily clad, they are all seemingly submissive to their male leader phew!

Yes you guessed it, it isn't long before our hero gets restrained in a very hot and steamy situation after the amazonians wrestle him to ground.

Oh no! This movie seems to have an obsession with body parts too because the male character we meet in this location Wendon, Bruce Vilanch appears to be just a head.

Presumably another robot but I'm not actually sure, but its another opportunity for a head to roll around.

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Alternate Versions. Rate This. In a distant future scarce of water, space pirates get caught after stealing ice from a spaceship. They are sold to a princess looking for her dad.

He might have found a planet abundant with water. Director: Stewart Raffill. Writers: Stewart Raffill , Stanford Sherman. Available on Amazon.

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Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Robert Urich Jason Mary Crosby Princess Karina Michael D. Roscoe Anjelica Huston Maida John Matuszak Killjoy Ron Perlman Zeno John Carradine Supreme Commander Natalie Core Nanny Jeremy West Zorn Bruce Vilanch Wendon Alan Caillou Count Paisley Marcia Lewis Frog Lady Daryl Keith Roach Lanky Nibs Gary Brockette Learn more More Like This.

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How did you buy your ticket? Movie Info. In this undistinguished parody of the sci fi genre, Robert Urich is Jason who leads a band of pirates in redistributing the wealth of the few to the coffers of the needy.

He also joins up with Princess Karina Mary Crosby in searching for her father and a possible source of water in the next galaxy.

Meant to be a campy romp through the sci fi genre, the film stops short of achieving a goal that should have been effortless.

Stewart Raffill. Stanford Sherman. Feb 15, Bruce Vilamch. Robert Urich as Jason. Mary Crosby as Princess Karina. Anjelica Huston as Maida.

John Carradine as Supreme Commander. Michael D. Roberts as Roscoe. John Matuszak as Killjoy. Ron Perlman as Zeno. Natalie Core as Nanny. Todd Allen as Stunts.

Billy Bates as Stunts. Jeremy West as Zorn. Kenny Endoso as Stunts. Bruce Vilanch as Wendon. Alan Caillou as Count Paisley.

Alan R. Gibbs as Stunts. Marcia Lewis as Frog Lady. Daryl Roach as Fitzcairn. Bob Ozman as Stunts. Robert Symonds as Lanky Nibs.

Eddie Paul. Gary Brockette as Percy the Robot. Larry Charles White as Stunts. Rockne Tarkington as Patch. Ian Abercrombie as Hymie. Hank Worden as Elderly Jason.

Bonnie Campbell-Britton as Dara. Carmen Filpi as Vendor. John Gillespie as Dogbite. Patty Maloney as Waitress. Myron Natwick as Karina's Father.

Raymond Skipp as Doper. Action Adventure Comedy. Krull Action Adventure Fantasy. Adventure Comedy Romance. Dreamscape Action Adventure Horror.

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Trivia John Matuszak went onto to star as Sloth in The Goonies , a similarly themed pirate-treasure movie. Goofs Jason undoes the knot in the left string holding Karina's dress with his teeth twice.

Quotes Maida : It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.

Killjoy : Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together. In the cut version the bar fight for example is slightly cut.

But the most paradox fact is that the uncut version is often shown in free TV, even in the midday and afternoon time-slots where only FSK12 movies are allowed.

Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report this. Add the first question. Language: English. Runtime: 91 min. Sound Mix: Stereo.

Color: Color Metrocolor. Edit page. Clear your history. Princess Karina. Supreme Commander. Percy the Robot. Jason and his pirates flee, but are pursued by Templar ships.

Jason lets some of his crew, Maida and Zeno, escape while Roscoe stays to help Jason. Both Jason and Roscoe are captured.

During their capture, they meet Killjoy, who has been pretending to be a monk to avoid slavery. Jason and Roscoe are sentenced to become slaves, a process which includes castration.

Roscoe and Jason are spared this fate by the spoiled princess, who has taken an interest in them. Princess Karina purchases them as her slaves, to work as servants during her party.

That evening, they are reunited with Killjoy disguised as a robot. Jason, Karina, Roscoe, Killjoy and Nanny manage to leave the planet before the Supreme Commander arrives to arrest her.

Princess Karina hires Jason so she can find her father, who has gone missing while searching for the so-called "Seventh World": a lost, mythic planet rumored to contain vast reserves of water.

The existence of such a world would threaten the Templars' water monopoly, and therefore their hold on power. At some point, Jason keeps a secret that a nasty creature is hiding in their spaceship.

Later, they are about to eat a turkey when something bursts out of it and runs away. Someone asks, "What was that?

They proceed to locate the "lost" planet, which contains massive amounts of water and protected by a time distortion field. The planet must be approached on a specific course or the ship will be lost in time forever.

As the heroes' ship enters the distortion field, Zorn pursues and attacks them with a host of Templars and robots.

This results in a climatic battle as time randomly speeds up and everyone quickly ages into extreme old age.

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